Cool Characters in Class

Huh Finally I have got my long awaited Sony Vaio and here I am writing my very first blog on this beauty !

Ok so this thought was thought about since a really long time.. And its gonna be materializing now.. So i m kinda happy.. cos many people were waiting for my blog to get updated..

Here my main motive is to introduce the much talked about (famous, renowned) CHARACTERS so to say of my noisy, crazy and whacky class of PGDM A..

So let me start with the introductions.. No names will be taken.. and any offending remarks are not meant to hurt the deeper emotions of anyone and if they do, it's deeply regretted !

1. Miss SRCC - She had to be the first one to mention.. not because she is Miss SRCC but more so because she is my roomie whom i have to stay with for the better part of 2 years.. Hmmm so what do i say about her.. As everyone defines her : "Mysterious".. Yes thats what she is.. Hardly speaks.. infact hardly heard even when she speaks and when she speaks u realise that she does make sense.. and a lot of it!

2. Mr. CEO - He claims to be Intelligent, Handsome, Attractive ("Mirror Cracking Material") and most importantly "The CEO of the Insolvency Faaarm".. Well what does this farm consist of? It has monkeys and rabbits and dogs and cash cows too.. And he has "gori chamdi" so ladkiyan go fida for him.. he's the connoisseur of all eyes and the expert Love guru for people in trouble.. Its better to go to him with ur love problems than to visit the counsellor.. Dont know if he'll be able to solve them.. but then he'll definitely give u a piece of advice.. which u may or may not consider eventually!

3. Mr. CR - No no thats not "Conditioned Response".. He is the "Cool Romeo" of our class.. He has a reputation for amatory success with women.. the success rate being 100% all of the time.. need I say anymore.. Ohh not to forget he is the ACR too.. (AC Representative).. The most easy going and helpful guy in class.. And the best CR too in the whole of first year.. Kudos CR.. You Rock!

4. Miss Bhankhas : Yes she's the one who told the watchman "Aap mere saath time pass kar rahe ho kya?? Bhankhas mat karo" and walked off when she was asked to produce her ID Card late night in the college premises.. Poor guard.. what did he do.. he was just doing his duty but he got a dose of Ms. Bhankhas, never ever to ask for her ID card even by mistake.. And to top it all.. I dont know where she got this word from.. I thought it was exclusive for Mumbaites but she being from the southern part of India.. this was definitely not expected of her.. And for those who do not understand what Bhankhas means.. It means - "Foolish discourse"!

5. Mr. Impatient : He is the guy who troubles me the most.. Infact when he doesnt have anyone to trouble.. he remembers me.. And then he can go on and on.. "Phuk maarunga toh udd jaayegi" is his most used dialogue.. And only I am the not so proud recipient of it.. :-( ab toh dialogue change kar yaar.. He's the one who knows how to broaden his horizons and network beyond the purview of not only our class but also of our first year.. He knows seniors better than he knows us.. Bahut pahunchi hui cheez hai!

6. Mr. Salsa : Yes he claims to know Salsa, Jive and Waltz too.. Dont know how much of it is true though.. Makes all the possible funny faces and tries to mimic everyone whom he can lays his eyes on.. One cannot help but wonder that inspite of all this, he has managed to speak to every damsel in distress.. Keeps vying for attention in class by saying sweet somethings to irritate all the profs.. and even made one prof say "Some people jus say anything irrelevant to the topic".. Wonder when he stops mimicking Mr. Shahrukh Khan!

7. Mr. Question Mark : He asks the weirdest questions in class.. and the best part.. he answers them himself.. and when he starts, there's no stopping him.. he starts by raising his hand in total "jadoo" fashion.. and then goes on to demonstrate his innate talent and the treasure of philosophy that lies deep down inside.. Not that we find it very encouraging but yes the teachers do get panicky when "The Hand" shoots up!

A special mention had to be made here fr someone who has inspired me to write this post.. Yes she has been the one asking me night and day what the new post is gonna be all about and this would be incomplete without her.. She is not from the A section but a special part of Room No. 303.. The perfect Entertainer due to which we have never ever had a dull moment in the room.. "Tum Bahut hi shaandaar ho".. I mean it!


P.S. : Please read between the lines.

Disclaimer :
The contents of this post are based on information available from sources believed to be reliable and first hand. However, It does not guarantee the accuracy, adequacy or completeness of any information and it is not responsible for any errors or omissions of certain others who consider themselves to be Cooler Characters in the Class of PGDM A..